guesseveryusernameistaken:

Things that piss me off:

Eleanor: “I can’t believe how much more grown up you are at your age than I was. I suppose it’s the divorce and all the other mistakes you already made.”

So I guess the writers intended this to be, i don’t know funny or something and I know the adults in this show are in a serious competition of who’s the worst parent of the year, but when you think about it this was quite a cruel thing to say, even for a parent of this show, given everything Blair has been through this year.

Serena: “You had your prince and you had Chuck, you didn’t need to take Dan too.”
Blair: “I didn’t TAKE Dan. That’s not how relationships work!”

Word. Serena does realize that she and Dan were broken up for over a year when Blair got together with him right? Hard to take something from you when you don’t even have it.

Blair (to Jack): “Thanks for the call.”

Seriously why? Why the hell should Jack call Blair? Why on earth would she pick up the phone? Why would she be in the same room as him, talk to him, let alone thank him?

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I wanna be found. Could you possibly help?
I have a feeling that the real Blair Waldorf is a lot closer than you think.

laureneb82:

wildroses-peonies:

#this is your life now dan #you’re in love with a crazy person

newyorkdairlings:

“If you could only see what I see.”

Our relationship is our world. // We’re a team.

virtualpensieve:

So when Dan says to Blair that they are running out of ice. Blair panics but relaxes and says WWDPD “What Would Dorothy Parker Do?” Dan is like “Um get them drunk until they get back”

Here is Dorothy Parker’s famous quote

“I WISH I COULD DRINK LIKE A LADY. I CAN TAKE ONE OR TWO AT THE MOST.

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